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13.11.2019.

I sat down in theaptly named waiting room

I sat down in theaptly named waiting room at the doctor's office and my attention was drawn to aseductively posed woman on the cover of a slick magazine. Disregarding Over 55 and similar publicationsI immediately grabbed the aforementioned magazine. Afterfully appreciating the cover photo my attention was drawn to a very largeteaser for 14 pages guaranteed to make me a better man.While I'm nottotally convinced that I need to become a better man, others may have acontrary opinion. Was it possible thatany of these 14 pages could apply to me? I quickly thumbed to the section inquestion and began learning what it would take to become a better man.

The first articlewas titled, "How To Disarm A Gunman."Excuse me? Here it is thetwenty-first century and the measure of a man is whether he can disarm agunman? I don't think so. After a career in law enforcement let meassure you that attempting to disarm a gunman ought to be darn near the lastthing on earth you want to do. If thisis something that comes up in your life on a regular basis trust me you aredoing something wrong.

"How To FireSomeone" was the second winning entry.Oh yeah, this is great stuff.First I disarm the guy then I fire him for good measure, or viceversa. One of the intriguing suggestionsmade here was to get someone else to do it.Getting someone else to do the dirty work hardly seems the path tobecoming a better man.

The next articleI perused was, "How To Get Ketchup Out Of A Bottle." I'm not kidding. Clearly this is one of the great challengesof mankind and a requirement for being a better man. Who came up with this stuff? Then there was, "How To Start A Fire WithoutMatches." Hey, a better man carriesmatches.; We invented them so we wouldn'thave to make fire with a stick.

"How To Replace AToilet," and "How To Do a 180 Degree Turn" were other helpful pieces. I never thought that the ability to replace atoilet was the true measure of a man, unless he happened to be a plumber. Where will I practice making these 180-degreeturns and how often are they really necessary?

Then there weregreat articles about carving a turkey and removing stains. Darn we men have to be versatile. "Hi honey, I just disarmed a gunman, fired mysecretary and got some ketchup out of a bottle.Unfortunately it got on my new shirt so now I'll get that stain out andbe back in a jif to carve that turkey."

Other suggestionscontained in the 14 pages included not attending church drunk and neverre-heating anything containing tuna. There was Lotion Bottles Suppliers also the required reminder to put wholesale Airless Bottles for sale down the toilet seat. That seems to be a major problem for the fairsex.

Darn we men have tobe so versatile, it's not just hunting and fishing and football anymore.

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NINGBO JAZZ PACKAGING CO.,LTD. is a production and international trade integration enterprise which specialized in high-grade cosmetics packaging, like cosmetics pen, airless bottle, cream jar, perfume sprays, glass bottle, aluminum jar/cap etc. The company owns an independent production factory which already has more than 20 years history, and has senior engineers, professional mould designers to develop new products.

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